burnt salad: alright im off to bed
burnt salad: before i pass out
surfacant8: l8
burnt salad: talk to you tomorrow
surfacant8: think of me
burnt salad: :-*
burnt salad: O:-)
surfacant8: haha
surfacant8: l8
burnt salad signed off at 2:15:09 AM.

CHASE DONT GO TO THE NAVY, BE LOSERS LIKE US!!!!!

PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EARTH

I AM aJeTTAchik: what is your style?
surfacant8: shit, straight up GQ Hobbit style
surfacant8: no
I AM aJeTTAchik: yeah thats what i thought
surfacant8: like u cant explain it, its 2eXtrEEM
I AM aJeTTAchik: all dressed up thug like frodo and shit
surfacant8: lol, FHBH
surfacant8: FOR HOBBITS BY HOBBITS
I AM aJeTTAchik: haha

surfacant8: i know
surfacant8: my dog is 18" of hard dachsund bratwurst
surfacant8: he always brags to me about it
Blazin White90: hhhahahahhah

selling the car. if interested contact me surfacant@hotmail.com

roger ate chase's soul

surfacant8: i want to see u covered in tar with acorns stuck to you baby
abusedxyu: ok
surfacant8: u down?
abusedxyu: ok
surfacant8: cus im randy as fuck just thinking about you
surfacant8: did i mention im a squirrel?
abusedxyu: ok
surfacant8: honestly?>
abusedxyu: ok
surfacant8: maybe some walnuts ummmmm
surfacant8: baby, how 'bout some chunky peanut butter
surfacant8: all over your face
surfacant8: unf!
abusedxyu: ok
surfacant8: im so roused, im just gonna go jerk my little squirrel package in the hole in the juniper tree outside
abusedxyu: ok
surfacant8: so when we gonna cyber baby? ive never cybered a chipmunk
abusedxyu: ok
surfacant8: your responses are so well-thought out, original,
surfacant8: and u show great evolution in your writing
abusedxyu: ok
surfacant8: im a squirrel editor
abusedxyu: ok
surfacant8: just tell me you want my hairy squirrel cock
surfacant8: an ok will be just fine
abusedxyu: ok
surfacant8: SCORE!

im listening to Zwan - Sorrow | its Billy Corgan's new band. almost as ASSome as the pumpkins..adskl432kj34

angelpie2644: 11/f/mi
burnt salad: spectacular
angelpie2644: i was born in hawaii
burnt salad: did you swim here?
angelpie2644: in cali?
burnt salad: from hawaii

not pr0n i swear, http://www.foxsearchlight.com/lab/shorts/farmsluts/quicktime.html

surfacant8: latto
surfacant8: the planet
BigBluewhale 90: the mother planet!!!!
surfacant8: yup
surfacant8: where the orcs frolic like toaster ovens
BigBluewhale 90: on a field of ents and hot plates

r00t meh, i wont press charges

i won the lottery!!! actually, i just won 27$ on 6 scratcher cards (double doubler) i split with walid, MY MOM ALWAYS SAID I'M A WINNER!

HeaDWackeR: wow
surfacant8: very wow
HeaDWackeR: i never got my first one back from matt
HeaDWackeR: that dick face
surfacant8: lol, that shit face
surfacant8: omg, i was gonn say dick face
surfacant8: but u did
surfacant8: wtf????
HeaDWackeR: i dont know its a sign
surfacant8: i think so
HeaDWackeR: we are really aliens
HeaDWackeR: from the planet latto
surfacant8: i think matt is a dick face and we are aleins
surfacant8: aliens
surfacant8: latto
surfacant8: adaklnmsbjafs
HeaDWackeR: thats alien talk
HeaDWackeR: for i want a ice tea pleas
HeaDWackeR: i knew you were one too
HeaDWackeR: its about time you come out
surfacant8: well
surfacant8: im out no
surfacant8: wwe must spread the word
surfacant8: that we are aliens from latto
HeaDWackeR: but their is one problem
HeaDWackeR: ..............................
HeaDWackeR: my goat no longer milks the sheep
HeaDWackeR: what shal i do what shal i do
surfacant8: have one of your orc slaves do
surfacant8: iot
surfacant8: (it
HeaDWackeR: their hands are to big
HeaDWackeR: they just crush thej
HeaDWackeR: them*
surfacant8: fine, the hobbits will have to do
surfacant8: i guess
HeaDWackeR: i will have one of my hobbits do it
HeaDWackeR: wow
HeaDWackeR: yeah
surfacant8: wierd
HeaDWackeR: im takeing my orcs snowboarding this weekend
HeaDWackeR: the need a break
HeaDWackeR: from all the smashing and shit
surfacant8: nice
surfacant8: where to, summit
HeaDWackeR: you can old pilage for so long without a break
HeaDWackeR: yeah i think so
surfacant8: brb
HeaDWackeR: well i got to go the frogs got out again and are trying to hump the racoons...........c ya at latto the mother planet soon......................sniper cliper fliper!

life's been boring, school should spice things up!

surfacant8: asmdnbadgnmbagng'
abusedxyu: ?
surfacant8: this is niner
abusedxyu: uh, ok
surfacant8: well, it's actually me, eleventy, in disguise as niner
surfacant8: don't tell anyone though
surfacant8: im on a covert misson
abusedxyu: i don't even know who the hell you are
surfacant8: yes you do, i know the homie snoop
abusedxyu: whatever
surfacant8: do you know noah
abusedxyu: uh huh
surfacant8: AMWUAShadfhs
surfacant8: i see
surfacant8: well that sure is off da hook@!!
surfacant8: what? what?
surfacant8: uh-huh, f00
surfacant8: do you know the homie snoop
surfacant8: we used to breakdance on chimneys back in the day
surfacant8: don play dumb
surfacant8: i know you know that i know her knowing my ninert

well new years was rad, went to john a.'s house. let the pics and this quote tell ya what happened.





burnt salad: wait
burnt salad: was jon asleep
burnt salad: for that hitler pose?
surfacant8: yup
burnt salad: howd you do it?
surfacant8: he had no idea he was hitler yet
surfacant8: well he was half asleep
surfacant8: we said "Zieg heil"
burnt salad: hahaha
surfacant8: and he did it