"I snorted cocaine when I could afford it" - Barack Obama

"Junkie. Pothead. That's where I'd been headed: the final fatal role of the young would be black man," Obama wrote. Mostly he smoked marijuana and drank alcohol, Obama wrote, but occasionally he would snort cocaine when he could afford it."

Excerpts from Obama's book, "Dreams from My Father". Read the full article here. Obama has admitted using cocaine when he could afford it, leaving me to assume he used crack the rest of the time.

sea scorpion or giant lobster?

jason.d: http://www.cnn.com/2007/TECH/science/11/20/biggest.bug.ap/index.html
jason.d: dear god
surfacant: omg
surfacant: that is awesome
surfacant: it looks more like a lobster, than a scorpion
surfacant: lobsters should be renamed, sea scorpions...
surfacant: delicious sea scorpions..... *drools*

motor oil price expected to jump dramatically...

Oil hits $99.29 a barrel. Breakin the recent record, crude is on an unstoppable path to $100.

The euro spiked to $1.4856 on the USD, another new low for the dollar.

republican registered Fresnans not as dumb as expected...

woop woop!

Ron Paul Wins Republican Party Straw Poll in Fresno-

http://www.ronpaul2008.com/press-releases/46/ron-paul-wins-republican-party-straw-poll-in-fresno

public restroom masturbation now a realistic and attractive alternative to "waiting"..

it'd be a fun portable and password protected porn stash...
http://blackfriday.gottadeal.com/black-friday-2334-Sony154Laptopwith1GBRAM120GBHDDVDBurner.html

from http://blackfriday.gottadeal.com/

bimmer, beamer... boner?

Setting the record straight..

Bimmer:
Bimmer refers to a BMW car. A bimmer must have four wheels and be able to hold several passengers.

Beamer and Beemer:
BMW motorcycles are spelled two different ways, however, are only pronounced one way. BMW motorcycles have two wheels, therefore are pronounced beamer. Of course some might argue that a BMW motorcycle can have three wheels, so it can not be a beamer or beamer, and must be a bimmer. No, a bimmer must have four wheels, so a BMW motorcycle with 3 wheels is just a BMW sidecar.

newly discovered dinosaur forced to sit at the back of the bus..

surfacant8: regarding the nigersaurus
GTIeli: the vacuum dino
surfacant8: i feel like a racist
surfacant8: when i utter that name
surfacant8: maybe im pronouncing it wrong?
GTIeli: is it n eye ger
GTIeli: or ni gerr
surfacant8: n-eye-j-ear
GTIeli: so i am saying it wrong
GTIeli: damn
surfacant8: racist
GTIeli: yeah yeah