http://www.jasonschock.com/gangsta/index.php
i almost cried when i found this out. i am the "Broken Goat Smuggler", it knows who i am somehow.... (i like goats if you dont know)

found this pic at rog's, he had it scanned. i dont know if we can look any [insert sarcasm] cooler

added a somewhat cool new feature. try hitting refresh multiple times to see all of the available headers. also redid the art section.

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE ME:
01 | the movie "willy wonka and the chocolate factory" /me shivers
02 | spiders
03 | reality

THREE PEOPLE WHO MAKE ME LAUGH:
01 | chase
02 | jimmy fallon
03 | everybody else

THREE THINGS I LOVE:
01 | my doggy
02 | being understood
03 | travelling

THREE THINGS I DON'T LOVE:
01 | ranch dressing BLEGH!@!@
02 | dishonesty
03 | complete materialism

THREE THINGS I DON'T UNDERSTAND:
01 | ladies
02 | rubiks cubes
03 | Schroeder-Cantor-Bernstein theorem and infintite paradoxs

THREE THINGS ON MY DESK:
01 | an empty glass (previously full of orange juice)
02 | my mouse
03 | my wrist

THREE THINGS I'M DOING RIGHT NOW:
01 | listening to mp3s
02 | thinking
03 | breathing

THREE THINGS I WANT TO DO BEFORE I DIE:
01 | be 100% self-sufficient
02 | complete my goals
03 | be satisfied with myself

THREE THINGS I CAN DO:
01 | use a computer
02 | play soccer... until my back hurts
03 | make the best of things

THREE WAYS TO DESCRIBE MY PERSONALITY:
01 | difficult to understand
02 | difficult to anger
03 | shy (sometimes), outgoing (other times)

THREE WAYS TO DESCRIBE MY LOOKS:
01 | white
02 | tall
03 | born with 6 ears, no hair, and 3 ass cheeks

THREE THINGS I CAN'T DO:
01 | be consistantly confident
02 | settle
03 | complete a headspin mctwisterdoodle to the tenth power

THREE THINGS I THINK YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO:
01 | anyone but me
02 | but if you insist: coldplay
03 | Del's third album - future development


THREE THINGS I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO EVER:
01 | Limp Biztkit
02 | Eminem
03 | Brotha Lynch

THREE THINGS I SAY THE MOST:
01 | Gay
02 | sicc
03 | blah

THREE OF YOUR ABSOLUTE FAVORITE FOODS:
01 | bread
02 | cheese
03 | meat

THREE BEVERAGES YOU DRINK REGULARLY:
01 | coke
02 | mountain dew
03 | chilled unicorn blood

THREE SHOWS YOU WATCHED WHEN YOU WERE A KID:
01 | inspecter gadget
02 | mcguyver
03 | father dowling mysteries

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO:
01 | australlia
02 | japan
03 | the philipines

THREE NAMES THAT YOU GO BY:
01 | peter
02 | petey
03 | hey mother fucker

THREE NAMES OF PETS YOU HAVE OR HAD:
01 | dog or guy
02 | waldo
03 | cornelius

THREE ONLINE SITES YOU MOST FREQUENT:
01 | www.phrack.org
02 | www.packetwhore.tk
03 | www.escusd.k12.ca.us/cgi-bin/ (youre welcome)

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE OR HAD:
01 | surfacant
02 | surfacant8
03 | 124311we2e1niner