MAC WORLD! MAC WORLD! PARTY TIME! EXCELLENT!! MACBOOKTRISCUIT ANNOUNCED

...or not. Just some more gimmicky and generally useless features and design. I do like the prospect of being able to pick my teeth with my laptop, but am not too fond of a laptop which i'm
afraid to type on too rapidly, fearing breaking it on my lap like a damn triscuit during CSI: Miami.




i CAN'T wait for the the retractable macbooktriscuit dongle leash!- keeping your biggest dollar-per-lb investment (since the engagement ring you bought and she sold) safe from those unexpected windstorms!!

Carrot Top gangsta rap for RG and Family Auto Mart for ALL. YEAH!

how did you get so gangster, homie g?
did you ride in a car a long time, when you had to pee?
see, i havent done that yet.. but please dont fret
cus- on being a ganster, got my mind set
Chorus 1x
anyone can be a gangster, it just takes some time to do
you know you mustve got it right, when everyone pulls guns on you
anyone can be a gangster, sometimes it might be hard to see
that all a homie really needs, is to do some pcp