surfacant8: i want to see u covered in tar with acorns stuck to you baby
abusedxyu: ok
surfacant8: u down?
abusedxyu: ok
surfacant8: cus im randy as fuck just thinking about you
surfacant8: did i mention im a squirrel?
abusedxyu: ok
surfacant8: honestly?>
abusedxyu: ok
surfacant8: maybe some walnuts ummmmm
surfacant8: baby, how 'bout some chunky peanut butter
surfacant8: all over your face
surfacant8: unf!
abusedxyu: ok
surfacant8: im so roused, im just gonna go jerk my little squirrel package in the hole in the juniper tree outside
abusedxyu: ok
surfacant8: so when we gonna cyber baby? ive never cybered a chipmunk
abusedxyu: ok
surfacant8: your responses are so well-thought out, original,
surfacant8: and u show great evolution in your writing
abusedxyu: ok
surfacant8: im a squirrel editor
abusedxyu: ok
surfacant8: just tell me you want my hairy squirrel cock
surfacant8: an ok will be just fine
abusedxyu: ok
surfacant8: SCORE!