surfacant8: i want to see u covered in tar with acorns stuck to you baby
abusedxyu: ok
surfacant8: u down?
abusedxyu: ok
surfacant8: cus im randy as fuck just thinking about you
surfacant8: did i mention im a squirrel?
abusedxyu: ok
surfacant8: honestly?>
abusedxyu: ok
surfacant8: maybe some walnuts ummmmm
surfacant8: baby, how 'bout some chunky peanut butter
surfacant8: all over your face
surfacant8: unf!
abusedxyu: ok
surfacant8: im so roused, im just gonna go jerk my little squirrel package in the hole in the juniper tree outside
abusedxyu: ok
surfacant8: so when we gonna cyber baby? ive never cybered a chipmunk
abusedxyu: ok
surfacant8: your responses are so well-thought out, original,
surfacant8: and u show great evolution in your writing
abusedxyu: ok
surfacant8: im a squirrel editor
abusedxyu: ok
surfacant8: just tell me you want my hairy squirrel cock
surfacant8: an ok will be just fine
abusedxyu: ok
surfacant8: SCORE!

im listening to Zwan - Sorrow | its Billy Corgan's new band. almost as ASSome as the pumpkins..adskl432kj34

angelpie2644: 11/f/mi
burnt salad: spectacular
angelpie2644: i was born in hawaii
burnt salad: did you swim here?
angelpie2644: in cali?
burnt salad: from hawaii

not pr0n i swear, http://www.foxsearchlight.com/lab/shorts/farmsluts/quicktime.html

surfacant8: latto
surfacant8: the planet
BigBluewhale 90: the mother planet!!!!
surfacant8: yup
surfacant8: where the orcs frolic like toaster ovens
BigBluewhale 90: on a field of ents and hot plates

r00t meh, i wont press charges

i won the lottery!!! actually, i just won 27$ on 6 scratcher cards (double doubler) i split with walid, MY MOM ALWAYS SAID I'M A WINNER!

HeaDWackeR: wow
surfacant8: very wow
HeaDWackeR: i never got my first one back from matt
HeaDWackeR: that dick face
surfacant8: lol, that shit face
surfacant8: omg, i was gonn say dick face
surfacant8: but u did
surfacant8: wtf????
HeaDWackeR: i dont know its a sign
surfacant8: i think so
HeaDWackeR: we are really aliens
HeaDWackeR: from the planet latto
surfacant8: i think matt is a dick face and we are aleins
surfacant8: aliens
surfacant8: latto
surfacant8: adaklnmsbjafs
HeaDWackeR: thats alien talk
HeaDWackeR: for i want a ice tea pleas
HeaDWackeR: i knew you were one too
HeaDWackeR: its about time you come out
surfacant8: well
surfacant8: im out no
surfacant8: wwe must spread the word
surfacant8: that we are aliens from latto
HeaDWackeR: but their is one problem
HeaDWackeR: ..............................
HeaDWackeR: my goat no longer milks the sheep
HeaDWackeR: what shal i do what shal i do
surfacant8: have one of your orc slaves do
surfacant8: iot
surfacant8: (it
HeaDWackeR: their hands are to big
HeaDWackeR: they just crush thej
HeaDWackeR: them*
surfacant8: fine, the hobbits will have to do
surfacant8: i guess
HeaDWackeR: i will have one of my hobbits do it
HeaDWackeR: wow
HeaDWackeR: yeah
surfacant8: wierd
HeaDWackeR: im takeing my orcs snowboarding this weekend
HeaDWackeR: the need a break
HeaDWackeR: from all the smashing and shit
surfacant8: nice
surfacant8: where to, summit
HeaDWackeR: you can old pilage for so long without a break
HeaDWackeR: yeah i think so
surfacant8: brb
HeaDWackeR: well i got to go the frogs got out again and are trying to hump the racoons...........c ya at latto the mother planet soon......................sniper cliper fliper!

life's been boring, school should spice things up!

surfacant8: asmdnbadgnmbagng'
abusedxyu: ?
surfacant8: this is niner
abusedxyu: uh, ok
surfacant8: well, it's actually me, eleventy, in disguise as niner
surfacant8: don't tell anyone though
surfacant8: im on a covert misson
abusedxyu: i don't even know who the hell you are
surfacant8: yes you do, i know the homie snoop
abusedxyu: whatever
surfacant8: do you know noah
abusedxyu: uh huh
surfacant8: AMWUAShadfhs
surfacant8: i see
surfacant8: well that sure is off da hook@!!
surfacant8: what? what?
surfacant8: uh-huh, f00
surfacant8: do you know the homie snoop
surfacant8: we used to breakdance on chimneys back in the day
surfacant8: don play dumb
surfacant8: i know you know that i know her knowing my ninert

well new years was rad, went to john a.'s house. let the pics and this quote tell ya what happened.





burnt salad: wait
burnt salad: was jon asleep
burnt salad: for that hitler pose?
surfacant8: yup
burnt salad: howd you do it?
surfacant8: he had no idea he was hitler yet
surfacant8: well he was half asleep
surfacant8: we said "Zieg heil"
burnt salad: hahaha
surfacant8: and he did it

HAPPY NEW YEARS!!! pics coming soon

another good video added. Walid vs. Me, and Walid vs. Coyne. the film was taken from inside Walid's car. thanks to mike g. (gangstah) for filming this. the_shos.mpg or can be found in the Videos section

new video added "The Wet SHOw" . here it is CLICK
or you can find it in the VIDEOS section.... btw, im not the etard almost hitting the curb, we'll call him W. Almasri, no wait, Walid A.

BigBluewhale 90: and it was good
surfacant8: nice
surfacant8: u lose 20 lbs
BigBluewhale 90: 15
BigBluewhale 90: but I was jerking it, and had a firing mishap
BigBluewhale 90: and now...
BigBluewhale 90:
BigBluewhale 90: hhahahahahaha
surfacant8: muahhwahahhahhshhshshahahshahs

surfacant8: im glad
BigBluewhale 90: nice
BigBluewhale 90: If it hadnt been for cotton eyed joe, Id been married a long time ago, where did you come from? where did you go? where did you come from cotton eyed joe?
BigBluewhale 90: thats all I really wanna know
surfacant8: om
surfacant8: g
surfacant8: on the site

BigBluewhale 90: the street strip is like $350 or so
BigBluewhale 90: its just a soild clutch
surfacant8: omg
surfacant8: no
BigBluewhale 90: for 350 + ftlbs
surfacant8: niner
surfacant8: poop
surfacant8: wrasf
BigBluewhale 90: ?
BigBluewhale 90: etf
BigBluewhale 90: wtf
surfacant8: im a ta
surfacant8: yall mean
surfacant8: thug anal
surfacant8: *angel
BigBluewhale 90: fo shez
surfacant8: my dawg
BigBluewhale 90: what up thug
surfacant8: is trying to catch me lucky cooler ranch doritios

walid finally got his rod too


click here to see them full size

walid finally got a full exhaust. basically mine (2.5" with a 40 series flowmaster and bent for rod linkage), except more elaborate (has a y-pipe at the back for a 2nd muffler). its a very clean setup and sounds sicc





click here to see all the pics full size

surfacant8: i like to breakdance on chimneys but sometimes i fall in
surfacant8: and i land on splinters
surfacant8: it hurts
Fafnir 665: hmm
surfacant8: so i just get back up and continue melting pens in the back of dumptrucks
Fafnir 665: thats why i break dance on submerging submarines
Fafnir 665: and then i ride a shrak to shore
surfacant8: i heard about that once, is it all that its cracked up to be?
Fafnir 665: and sell his fin for chinese soup
surfacant8: *shark
Fafnir 665: you make quite a living
Fafnir 665: break dancing on submerging submarines for tips
surfacant8: ill try it
Fafnir 665: and sell shark fins for profit
surfacant8: tips outweight the fins i hear
Fafnir 665: plus you dont have to pay for a ride bacl
Fafnir 665: *back
surfacant8: thats always good
surfacant8: ill consider it
Fafnir 665: yea, but the fins are a chinese delicacy, the tips are just tips
surfacant8: i mean, its the new millenium, peasants and pharoahs have been BD'n on chimneys forever, maybe i should bridge the digital gap
Fafnir 665: break dance on a cisco router?
surfacant8: yup
surfacant8: or a sun box
Fafnir 665: how about on a 747
Fafnir 665: the wing
surfacant8: or maybe a hp-ux box
surfacant8: thats an idea
Fafnir 665: nooo, a cray
Fafnir 665: a gibson :-P
surfacant8: hahha
surfacant8: how about a ninerineaneg b0x0r!SG>??
surfacant8: WTF is up with dalnet
surfacant8: pos