penywise 49: i like "narnia is only one cucumber chedder cat dog"
surfacant8: thats a classic for sure

it's hot outside, finally.

http://zeketheplumber.freelinuxhost.com/lmao.txt
thank jordan for this one. absolutely hilarious
*Update* thanks steve

surfacant8: how cute
penywise 49: well usually like 839 lizzard man tells me to fix the onion bloom with chedder guy 78 and i was like rattlesnakes on ur hummer bitch...anyways to make a long story short 92 chickens were forced to watch chicken run last night..they freaked out and shot their self with a 98' laser gun...into a bubble blaster 89 money short...eat it storm
penywise 49: it was intense

http://www.jasonschock.com/gangsta/index.php
i almost cried when i found this out. i am the "Broken Goat Smuggler", it knows who i am somehow.... (i like goats if you dont know)

found this pic at rog's, he had it scanned. i dont know if we can look any [insert sarcasm] cooler

added a somewhat cool new feature. try hitting refresh multiple times to see all of the available headers. also redid the art section.

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE ME:
01 | the movie "willy wonka and the chocolate factory" /me shivers
02 | spiders
03 | reality

THREE PEOPLE WHO MAKE ME LAUGH:
01 | chase
02 | jimmy fallon
03 | everybody else

THREE THINGS I LOVE:
01 | my doggy
02 | being understood
03 | travelling

THREE THINGS I DON'T LOVE:
01 | ranch dressing BLEGH!@!@
02 | dishonesty
03 | complete materialism

THREE THINGS I DON'T UNDERSTAND:
01 | ladies
02 | rubiks cubes
03 | Schroeder-Cantor-Bernstein theorem and infintite paradoxs

THREE THINGS ON MY DESK:
01 | an empty glass (previously full of orange juice)
02 | my mouse
03 | my wrist

THREE THINGS I'M DOING RIGHT NOW:
01 | listening to mp3s
02 | thinking
03 | breathing

THREE THINGS I WANT TO DO BEFORE I DIE:
01 | be 100% self-sufficient
02 | complete my goals
03 | be satisfied with myself

THREE THINGS I CAN DO:
01 | use a computer
02 | play soccer... until my back hurts
03 | make the best of things

THREE WAYS TO DESCRIBE MY PERSONALITY:
01 | difficult to understand
02 | difficult to anger
03 | shy (sometimes), outgoing (other times)

THREE WAYS TO DESCRIBE MY LOOKS:
01 | white
02 | tall
03 | born with 6 ears, no hair, and 3 ass cheeks

THREE THINGS I CAN'T DO:
01 | be consistantly confident
02 | settle
03 | complete a headspin mctwisterdoodle to the tenth power

THREE THINGS I THINK YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO:
01 | anyone but me
02 | but if you insist: coldplay
03 | Del's third album - future development


THREE THINGS I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO EVER:
01 | Limp Biztkit
02 | Eminem
03 | Brotha Lynch

THREE THINGS I SAY THE MOST:
01 | Gay
02 | sicc
03 | blah

THREE OF YOUR ABSOLUTE FAVORITE FOODS:
01 | bread
02 | cheese
03 | meat

THREE BEVERAGES YOU DRINK REGULARLY:
01 | coke
02 | mountain dew
03 | chilled unicorn blood

THREE SHOWS YOU WATCHED WHEN YOU WERE A KID:
01 | inspecter gadget
02 | mcguyver
03 | father dowling mysteries

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO:
01 | australlia
02 | japan
03 | the philipines

THREE NAMES THAT YOU GO BY:
01 | peter
02 | petey
03 | hey mother fucker

THREE NAMES OF PETS YOU HAVE OR HAD:
01 | dog or guy
02 | waldo
03 | cornelius

THREE ONLINE SITES YOU MOST FREQUENT:
01 | www.phrack.org
02 | www.packetwhore.tk
03 | www.escusd.k12.ca.us/cgi-bin/ (youre welcome)

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE OR HAD:
01 | surfacant
02 | surfacant8
03 | 124311we2e1niner

How do you score on my "How random are you? 328497NINer" Quizie?

we lit a dead fish on fire, thanks scott. rog took the liberty of urinating on the poor fish to put out the flames.
Here's the picture i took with my crappy digi-cam

yeah, so we got kicked out of two save mart parking lots today. complete weakness. we had been there for a year without problems, time for a break i suppose.
save mart still owns me of course

that is one hardcore noogie

niner 10 12 58

Blazin White90: sicc, it looks hella good
surfacant8: i know, i too was surprised
surfacant8: who is i too?
surfacant8: some guy
Blazin White90: you just talked to yourself
Blazin White90: you realize that right?
surfacant8: yes
surfacant8: no
surfacant8: peter, did u just talk to yourself?
surfacant8: no
surfacant8: ok, good
Blazin White90: good thing
Blazin White90: just checking
surfacant8: yp
surfacant8: brb, lamajoun
Blazin White90: ok, see you after your shower
surfacant8: ?
surfacant8: lamajoun is food
Blazin White90: sure
surfacant8: middle eastern pizza like stuff
Blazin White90: shower food whatever
surfacant8: true
Blazin White90: jon you are so stupid
surfacant8: lol
Blazin White90: god why do you do that
Blazin White90: fuck
Blazin White90: calm down, its ok
surfacant8: jon, are you talkin to yourself>
Blazin White90: no Im not
Blazin White90: yea
Blazin White90: shut up, hell think were crazy
surfacant8: hahahahhaah
surfacant8: nice
surfacant8: lo
surfacant8: l
Blazin White90: what
Blazin White90: I didnt do anything
surfacant8: the best part is, i am laighing out loud
surfacant8: muwahahahahah
Blazin White90: he suspects us
Blazin White90: master tricks us
surfacant8: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, POOPY butt man
surfacant8: masuwahaha
Blazin White90: no, master takes care of us
surfacant8: a3j4h
Blazin White90: he would never hurt us
surfacant8: no, master bakes cakes for us
Blazin White90: but he wants my butthole, precious
surfacant8: my sweet, my precious, my butthole!
Blazin White90: indeed

Disorder	Rating
Paranoid:	Low
Schizoid:	Very High
Schizotypal:	High
Antisocial:	Low
Borderline:	Low
Histrionic:	Moderate
Narcissistic:	Low
Avoidant:	Moderate
Dependent:	Low
Obsessive-Compulsive:	Moderate
-- Personality Disorder Test - Take It! --

I AM aJeTTAchik: what did he say?
surfacant8: that u have a nice bottom
surfacant8: and that he likes girls, and they dont really have cooties
I AM aJeTTAchik: oh god
surfacant8: lol
surfacant8: and that kissing isnt only for the fishees
I AM aJeTTAchik: OMG, you are a dork
surfacant8: and that he wants to see your boobies, and that youdont have a weewee
surfacant8: u have some other thing
surfacant8: and u pee sitting down
surfacant8: i didnt believe him
I AM aJeTTAchik: hah
surfacant8: and that he wants to kiss you different than how he kisses his mommy
surfacant8: and he wants to be naked with you
surfacant8: and make babies
I AM aJeTTAchik: ok well i think i am going to go to bed

XdyingEmoKidsX: you better go, you bitch
surfacant8: ill bring a goat
XdyingEmoKidsX: do it and i cant promise to stay sexually inactive

Penywise49: jdbf
Penywise49: nie29
surfacant8: iut789

---

U.S. Evidence Faked: The U.N. has concluded that a key piece of evidence used by the U.S. to link Iraq to nuclear weapons programs was forged. Washington Post, 3/8/03. And the Iraqi drone for spraying chemical and biological weapons? Turns out to be a model plane made of balsa wood and wrapped in duct tape. San Francisco Chronicle, 3/12/03

i couldnt be more bored, well, maybe...

havent updated in a while

I am AJettaChik: ithinkfromnowoniamgoingtostopusingspaces
surfacant8: thatsagoodideaimalloverthattoo
surfacant8: spacesareoverrated,wemustspendsomuchtimereachingforthatblastedspacebarkey
I am AJettaChik: yeahitjusttakeslikenintybizillionyearstoreadanything
surfacant8: verytrue
surfacant8: butimsurewellgetusedtoit
I am AJettaChik: yeahittakeslongertotypethiswaytho
surfacant8: yup,butoncewereusedtoitwellbeawesomeprofessionaltyperswithoutspacesniern324234
surfacant8: imactuallygettingprettyusedtoreadingitnow
I am AJettaChik: yeahmetoo

penywise49: what are you reading
penywise49: goosebumps?
I am AJettaChik: PROZAC NATION
penywise49: oh yea, thats that new goosebumps book
I am AJettaChik: no
I am AJettaChik: its ia book about the young and depressed in america
penywise49: oh yea, and on the front it has little bumps that u can feel,they are supposed to represent goosebumps
penywise49: those are good books
penywise49: my favorite is the kid that turns into a bee
I am AJettaChik: yeah

burnt salad: alright im off to bed
burnt salad: before i pass out
surfacant8: l8
burnt salad: talk to you tomorrow
surfacant8: think of me
burnt salad: :-*
burnt salad: O:-)
surfacant8: haha
surfacant8: l8
burnt salad signed off at 2:15:09 AM.

CHASE DONT GO TO THE NAVY, BE LOSERS LIKE US!!!!!

PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EARTH

I AM aJeTTAchik: what is your style?
surfacant8: shit, straight up GQ Hobbit style
surfacant8: no
I AM aJeTTAchik: yeah thats what i thought
surfacant8: like u cant explain it, its 2eXtrEEM
I AM aJeTTAchik: all dressed up thug like frodo and shit
surfacant8: lol, FHBH
surfacant8: FOR HOBBITS BY HOBBITS
I AM aJeTTAchik: haha

surfacant8: i know
surfacant8: my dog is 18" of hard dachsund bratwurst
surfacant8: he always brags to me about it
Blazin White90: hhhahahahhah

selling the car. if interested contact me surfacant@hotmail.com

roger ate chase's soul

surfacant8: i want to see u covered in tar with acorns stuck to you baby
abusedxyu: ok
surfacant8: u down?
abusedxyu: ok
surfacant8: cus im randy as fuck just thinking about you
surfacant8: did i mention im a squirrel?
abusedxyu: ok
surfacant8: honestly?>
abusedxyu: ok
surfacant8: maybe some walnuts ummmmm
surfacant8: baby, how 'bout some chunky peanut butter
surfacant8: all over your face
surfacant8: unf!
abusedxyu: ok
surfacant8: im so roused, im just gonna go jerk my little squirrel package in the hole in the juniper tree outside
abusedxyu: ok
surfacant8: so when we gonna cyber baby? ive never cybered a chipmunk
abusedxyu: ok
surfacant8: your responses are so well-thought out, original,
surfacant8: and u show great evolution in your writing
abusedxyu: ok
surfacant8: im a squirrel editor
abusedxyu: ok
surfacant8: just tell me you want my hairy squirrel cock
surfacant8: an ok will be just fine
abusedxyu: ok
surfacant8: SCORE!

im listening to Zwan - Sorrow | its Billy Corgan's new band. almost as ASSome as the pumpkins..adskl432kj34

angelpie2644: 11/f/mi
burnt salad: spectacular
angelpie2644: i was born in hawaii
burnt salad: did you swim here?
angelpie2644: in cali?
burnt salad: from hawaii

not pr0n i swear, http://www.foxsearchlight.com/lab/shorts/farmsluts/quicktime.html

surfacant8: latto
surfacant8: the planet
BigBluewhale 90: the mother planet!!!!
surfacant8: yup
surfacant8: where the orcs frolic like toaster ovens
BigBluewhale 90: on a field of ents and hot plates

r00t meh, i wont press charges

i won the lottery!!! actually, i just won 27$ on 6 scratcher cards (double doubler) i split with walid, MY MOM ALWAYS SAID I'M A WINNER!

HeaDWackeR: wow
surfacant8: very wow
HeaDWackeR: i never got my first one back from matt
HeaDWackeR: that dick face
surfacant8: lol, that shit face
surfacant8: omg, i was gonn say dick face
surfacant8: but u did
surfacant8: wtf????
HeaDWackeR: i dont know its a sign
surfacant8: i think so
HeaDWackeR: we are really aliens
HeaDWackeR: from the planet latto
surfacant8: i think matt is a dick face and we are aleins
surfacant8: aliens
surfacant8: latto
surfacant8: adaklnmsbjafs
HeaDWackeR: thats alien talk
HeaDWackeR: for i want a ice tea pleas
HeaDWackeR: i knew you were one too
HeaDWackeR: its about time you come out
surfacant8: well
surfacant8: im out no
surfacant8: wwe must spread the word
surfacant8: that we are aliens from latto
HeaDWackeR: but their is one problem
HeaDWackeR: ..............................
HeaDWackeR: my goat no longer milks the sheep
HeaDWackeR: what shal i do what shal i do
surfacant8: have one of your orc slaves do
surfacant8: iot
surfacant8: (it
HeaDWackeR: their hands are to big
HeaDWackeR: they just crush thej
HeaDWackeR: them*
surfacant8: fine, the hobbits will have to do
surfacant8: i guess
HeaDWackeR: i will have one of my hobbits do it
HeaDWackeR: wow
HeaDWackeR: yeah
surfacant8: wierd
HeaDWackeR: im takeing my orcs snowboarding this weekend
HeaDWackeR: the need a break
HeaDWackeR: from all the smashing and shit
surfacant8: nice
surfacant8: where to, summit
HeaDWackeR: you can old pilage for so long without a break
HeaDWackeR: yeah i think so
surfacant8: brb
HeaDWackeR: well i got to go the frogs got out again and are trying to hump the racoons...........c ya at latto the mother planet soon......................sniper cliper fliper!

life's been boring, school should spice things up!

surfacant8: asmdnbadgnmbagng'
abusedxyu: ?
surfacant8: this is niner
abusedxyu: uh, ok
surfacant8: well, it's actually me, eleventy, in disguise as niner
surfacant8: don't tell anyone though
surfacant8: im on a covert misson
abusedxyu: i don't even know who the hell you are
surfacant8: yes you do, i know the homie snoop
abusedxyu: whatever
surfacant8: do you know noah
abusedxyu: uh huh
surfacant8: AMWUAShadfhs
surfacant8: i see
surfacant8: well that sure is off da hook@!!
surfacant8: what? what?
surfacant8: uh-huh, f00
surfacant8: do you know the homie snoop
surfacant8: we used to breakdance on chimneys back in the day
surfacant8: don play dumb
surfacant8: i know you know that i know her knowing my ninert

well new years was rad, went to john a.'s house. let the pics and this quote tell ya what happened.





burnt salad: wait
burnt salad: was jon asleep
burnt salad: for that hitler pose?
surfacant8: yup
burnt salad: howd you do it?
surfacant8: he had no idea he was hitler yet
surfacant8: well he was half asleep
surfacant8: we said "Zieg heil"
burnt salad: hahaha
surfacant8: and he did it

HAPPY NEW YEARS!!! pics coming soon