http://www.jasonschock.com/gangsta/index.php
i almost cried when i found this out. i am the "Broken Goat Smuggler", it knows who i am somehow.... (i like goats if you dont know)

found this pic at rog's, he had it scanned. i dont know if we can look any [insert sarcasm] cooler

added a somewhat cool new feature. try hitting refresh multiple times to see all of the available headers. also redid the art section.

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE ME:
01 | the movie "willy wonka and the chocolate factory" /me shivers
02 | spiders
03 | reality

THREE PEOPLE WHO MAKE ME LAUGH:
01 | chase
02 | jimmy fallon
03 | everybody else

THREE THINGS I LOVE:
01 | my doggy
02 | being understood
03 | travelling

THREE THINGS I DON'T LOVE:
01 | ranch dressing BLEGH!@!@
02 | dishonesty
03 | complete materialism

THREE THINGS I DON'T UNDERSTAND:
01 | ladies
02 | rubiks cubes
03 | Schroeder-Cantor-Bernstein theorem and infintite paradoxs

THREE THINGS ON MY DESK:
01 | an empty glass (previously full of orange juice)
02 | my mouse
03 | my wrist

THREE THINGS I'M DOING RIGHT NOW:
01 | listening to mp3s
02 | thinking
03 | breathing

THREE THINGS I WANT TO DO BEFORE I DIE:
01 | be 100% self-sufficient
02 | complete my goals
03 | be satisfied with myself

THREE THINGS I CAN DO:
01 | use a computer
02 | play soccer... until my back hurts
03 | make the best of things

THREE WAYS TO DESCRIBE MY PERSONALITY:
01 | difficult to understand
02 | difficult to anger
03 | shy (sometimes), outgoing (other times)

THREE WAYS TO DESCRIBE MY LOOKS:
01 | white
02 | tall
03 | born with 6 ears, no hair, and 3 ass cheeks

THREE THINGS I CAN'T DO:
01 | be consistantly confident
02 | settle
03 | complete a headspin mctwisterdoodle to the tenth power

THREE THINGS I THINK YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO:
01 | anyone but me
02 | but if you insist: coldplay
03 | Del's third album - future development


THREE THINGS I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO EVER:
01 | Limp Biztkit
02 | Eminem
03 | Brotha Lynch

THREE THINGS I SAY THE MOST:
01 | Gay
02 | sicc
03 | blah

THREE OF YOUR ABSOLUTE FAVORITE FOODS:
01 | bread
02 | cheese
03 | meat

THREE BEVERAGES YOU DRINK REGULARLY:
01 | coke
02 | mountain dew
03 | chilled unicorn blood

THREE SHOWS YOU WATCHED WHEN YOU WERE A KID:
01 | inspecter gadget
02 | mcguyver
03 | father dowling mysteries

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO:
01 | australlia
02 | japan
03 | the philipines

THREE NAMES THAT YOU GO BY:
01 | peter
02 | petey
03 | hey mother fucker

THREE NAMES OF PETS YOU HAVE OR HAD:
01 | dog or guy
02 | waldo
03 | cornelius

THREE ONLINE SITES YOU MOST FREQUENT:
01 | www.phrack.org
02 | www.packetwhore.tk
03 | www.escusd.k12.ca.us/cgi-bin/ (youre welcome)

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE OR HAD:
01 | surfacant
02 | surfacant8
03 | 124311we2e1niner

How do you score on my "How random are you? 328497NINer" Quizie?

we lit a dead fish on fire, thanks scott. rog took the liberty of urinating on the poor fish to put out the flames.
Here's the picture i took with my crappy digi-cam

yeah, so we got kicked out of two save mart parking lots today. complete weakness. we had been there for a year without problems, time for a break i suppose.
save mart still owns me of course

that is one hardcore noogie

niner 10 12 58

Blazin White90: sicc, it looks hella good
surfacant8: i know, i too was surprised
surfacant8: who is i too?
surfacant8: some guy
Blazin White90: you just talked to yourself
Blazin White90: you realize that right?
surfacant8: yes
surfacant8: no
surfacant8: peter, did u just talk to yourself?
surfacant8: no
surfacant8: ok, good
Blazin White90: good thing
Blazin White90: just checking
surfacant8: yp
surfacant8: brb, lamajoun
Blazin White90: ok, see you after your shower
surfacant8: ?
surfacant8: lamajoun is food
Blazin White90: sure
surfacant8: middle eastern pizza like stuff
Blazin White90: shower food whatever
surfacant8: true
Blazin White90: jon you are so stupid
surfacant8: lol
Blazin White90: god why do you do that
Blazin White90: fuck
Blazin White90: calm down, its ok
surfacant8: jon, are you talkin to yourself>
Blazin White90: no Im not
Blazin White90: yea
Blazin White90: shut up, hell think were crazy
surfacant8: hahahahhaah
surfacant8: nice
surfacant8: lo
surfacant8: l
Blazin White90: what
Blazin White90: I didnt do anything
surfacant8: the best part is, i am laighing out loud
surfacant8: muwahahahahah
Blazin White90: he suspects us
Blazin White90: master tricks us
surfacant8: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, POOPY butt man
surfacant8: masuwahaha
Blazin White90: no, master takes care of us
surfacant8: a3j4h
Blazin White90: he would never hurt us
surfacant8: no, master bakes cakes for us
Blazin White90: but he wants my butthole, precious
surfacant8: my sweet, my precious, my butthole!
Blazin White90: indeed

Disorder	Rating
Paranoid:	Low
Schizoid:	Very High
Schizotypal:	High
Antisocial:	Low
Borderline:	Low
Histrionic:	Moderate
Narcissistic:	Low
Avoidant:	Moderate
Dependent:	Low
Obsessive-Compulsive:	Moderate
-- Personality Disorder Test - Take It! --

I AM aJeTTAchik: what did he say?
surfacant8: that u have a nice bottom
surfacant8: and that he likes girls, and they dont really have cooties
I AM aJeTTAchik: oh god
surfacant8: lol
surfacant8: and that kissing isnt only for the fishees
I AM aJeTTAchik: OMG, you are a dork
surfacant8: and that he wants to see your boobies, and that youdont have a weewee
surfacant8: u have some other thing
surfacant8: and u pee sitting down
surfacant8: i didnt believe him
I AM aJeTTAchik: hah
surfacant8: and that he wants to kiss you different than how he kisses his mommy
surfacant8: and he wants to be naked with you
surfacant8: and make babies
I AM aJeTTAchik: ok well i think i am going to go to bed

XdyingEmoKidsX: you better go, you bitch
surfacant8: ill bring a goat
XdyingEmoKidsX: do it and i cant promise to stay sexually inactive

Penywise49: jdbf
Penywise49: nie29
surfacant8: iut789

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U.S. Evidence Faked: The U.N. has concluded that a key piece of evidence used by the U.S. to link Iraq to nuclear weapons programs was forged. Washington Post, 3/8/03. And the Iraqi drone for spraying chemical and biological weapons? Turns out to be a model plane made of balsa wood and wrapped in duct tape. San Francisco Chronicle, 3/12/03

i couldnt be more bored, well, maybe...

havent updated in a while

I am AJettaChik: ithinkfromnowoniamgoingtostopusingspaces
surfacant8: thatsagoodideaimalloverthattoo
surfacant8: spacesareoverrated,wemustspendsomuchtimereachingforthatblastedspacebarkey
I am AJettaChik: yeahitjusttakeslikenintybizillionyearstoreadanything
surfacant8: verytrue
surfacant8: butimsurewellgetusedtoit
I am AJettaChik: yeahittakeslongertotypethiswaytho
surfacant8: yup,butoncewereusedtoitwellbeawesomeprofessionaltyperswithoutspacesniern324234
surfacant8: imactuallygettingprettyusedtoreadingitnow
I am AJettaChik: yeahmetoo

penywise49: what are you reading
penywise49: goosebumps?
I am AJettaChik: PROZAC NATION
penywise49: oh yea, thats that new goosebumps book
I am AJettaChik: no
I am AJettaChik: its ia book about the young and depressed in america
penywise49: oh yea, and on the front it has little bumps that u can feel,they are supposed to represent goosebumps
penywise49: those are good books
penywise49: my favorite is the kid that turns into a bee
I am AJettaChik: yeah