Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Thursday, March 13, 2008

Joe Don Baker: A Tribute

It's Joe Don Baker night. Tonight we'll enjoy "Final Justice", MST3k Style!


We look forward to Servo and Mike's thorough analyzation of the Yes hit song "Owner of a Lonely Heart", and Joe Don Baker's obesity.

MST3k Final Justice Audio Clip (press the green play button to listen)

Factoid- Joe Don Baker has played both a villian and a CIA agent in 3 Bond titles.

Sunday, February 10, 2008


Tuesday, January 29, 2008

So hook up an E-meter and sit right there I'll tell you how you became a human Preclear.....


Now this is the religion all about how, Hubbard's wallet got flipped turned upside down. So hook up an E-meter and sit right there I'll tell you how you became a human Preclear. On the planet Coltice born and raised Mining Vespene gas is how I spent most of my days, Being overpopulated and relaxin' all cool and all playing some Thetan ball outside Scientology school. When a couple of Psychiatrists who were up to no good, started freezing brothers in my neighborhood, I got in one little volcano and my Overlord Got scared and said "your moving with the homospaiens on Teegeeak, that planet with air"So I Whistled for a DC8 and when it came near, It had no propellers just rockets in the rear If anything I could say the in-flight brainwashing movie was rare but I thought "nah forget it, Then they put me in a box using some Ghostbusters gear"I pulled up to the planet about 7 or 8 million years ago And yelled to Xenu "Yo ho, Imprison you later" I looked at my Thetans, we were finally there To haunt us some primates with little body hair. /b/

The Church of Scientology has released a video response to Anonymous, and their Feb 10 plans.

The Church of Scientology has (unofficially) released a video response to Anonymous, and their Feb 10 plans.

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

MAC WORLD! MAC WORLD! PARTY TIME! EXCELLENT!! MACBOOKTRISCUIT ANNOUNCED

...or not. Just some more gimmicky and generally useless features and design. I do like the prospect of being able to pick my teeth with my laptop, but am not too fond of a laptop which i'm
afraid to type on too rapidly, fearing breaking it on my lap like a damn triscuit during CSI: Miami.




i CAN'T wait for the the retractable macbooktriscuit dongle leash!- keeping your biggest dollar-per-lb investment (since the engagement ring you bought and she sold) safe from those unexpected windstorms!!

Sunday, January 13, 2008

Carrot Top gangsta rap for RG and Family Auto Mart for ALL. YEAH!

how did you get so gangster, homie g?
did you ride in a car a long time, when you had to pee?
see, i havent done that yet.. but please dont fret
cus- on being a ganster, got my mind set
Chorus 1x
anyone can be a gangster, it just takes some time to do
you know you mustve got it right, when everyone pulls guns on you
anyone can be a gangster, sometimes it might be hard to see
that all a homie really needs, is to do some pcp

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